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Hey guys

this is a common question that my students come to me with:
“Should I approach a girl with an indirect opener or a direct opener”

I decided to give my answer in this video

hope it helps



Perhaps some of the cheesiest chat up lines ever?

– Was your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

– Didn’t it hurt when you fell from heaven?

– You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

– Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Could I borrow yours?

– Do you believe in love at first sight, or shall I walk by again?
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Well let me introduce myself.

– Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

– I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

– Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

Pretty bad huh? You would think that would never work in a million years right?

Or could they?

It really depends on the delivery of your chat up line rather than the actual chat up lines its self AND WHAT YOU DO WITH HER DELAYED REACTION.

In my book “15 steps to becoming a master seducer” I tell the story of how my friend got chatted up by a guy who used a truly tacky chat up line, and still managed to get a date with her. How did he do it?

If you have faith that the woman will understand and appreciate the absurdity of the chat up line, then this will automatically reflect in your body language. Deliver the most terrible line you know, in a very confident manner. Use strong eye contact, put on half a smile, as if you are stiffeling back a laugh, and make sure you say it clearly, and loud enough for her and even people who are in close proximity to hear.

She will either laugh, or tell you to ‘go away’.
But just before that, there will be a second or two whereby she just stares at you in shock. She will be thinking:

“Is this guy serious?”
“ No one says stuff like that in real life”

Even if this will only last a second or two, that’s the point where, you turn that half smile in to a laugh. She will nearly always laugh back, and in that instance you are both sharing a joke. This is a great way to begin an interaction wouldn’t you agree?
Like the guy who chatted up my friend, you should follow up with something like this:

“ I can’t believe your laughing, that’s my best chat up line, and you’re so evil”


“ I had to see if someone would actually like that line..and it seems you do. my names Jack, nice to meet you”


“Now come on be honest with me, did that send your heart fluttering, just a bit?”


“ I have a better one” (then go on to tell her another couple and get her to say one back)

If you’re really feeling cocky and confident, you can say:

“Brilliant, you passed the test, I love girls with a good sense of humor, my names Jack, nice to meet you.”

So you see, bad chat up lines CAN work, as long as you know how to handle her DELAYED reaction, and follow up with an effective response like the ones I have given you.

Take from this what you will, but always remember:


I have been a teacher in the PICK UP/ SEDUCTION community since 2006, and as you can imagine I have met a lot of pick up coaches, trainers, instructors and self-proclaimed gurus. Inevitably some are very good at what they do, and of course, some are very bad. In fact, some are REALLY bad.
BUT, I am aware that what someone might conceive as ‘bad’ another might perceive as ‘worthy’, which is why I stand by the belief that there is no point in trashing the name and legitimacy of other pick up coaches and pick up artists.

However, here are some words of advice to men out there who are in search of finding an adequate teacher to help them in their journey of obtaining success with women.

Your chosen ‘male coach’ or ‘teacher’ or ‘instructor’ should always be able to demonstrate for you on demand! And I mean ALWAYS.

This is something that I have noticed most coaches and pick up instructors in AMERICA are more than happy to do for their students. Maybe its because Americans are generally more confident in coming forward and expressing clearly what they want and what they don’t want, where as British people in general are less likely to be vocal about what they want in terms of ‘getting their moneys worth’ from their chosen instructor. (Of course this does not apply to EVERY British guy out there, but there is certainly a truth in the saying that the English prefer to grin and bear it rather than to make a fuss and complain)
There are a few ‘pick up coaches’ and ‘pick up gurus’ who are happy to spend many hours writing out impressive ‘pick up’ theories which they upload on line, and they are also happy to tell their students a collection of tales that might or might not be true, and they are often also fantastic public speakers, who enjoy sharing a treasure chest of seduction based information…BUT!

Many of them refuse to demonstrate whilst infield with their students watching. This is regardless of how much money their students have spent on obtaining their chosen instructors valuable time away from his keyboard.
This should set ALARM BELLS RINGING!

If your instructor refuses to demonstrate on demand for you GET YOUR MONEY BACK.
Think about this for a moment, If you booked time with a martial arts expert, and you wanted him to share with you the skills and techniques that are needed in order for you to excel in Martial Arts, surely there would come a point where you would want him to physically show you how to apply those skills and techniques. You would never settle for this expert to simply ‘explain’ those techniques to you, as if he somehow imagined his words would be enough for you to obtain a high level of skills. So why settle for a ‘pick up coach’ to do the same?

Some pick up coaches don’t even have 1 single video of them infield, can you imagine that? So although his theories might sound plausible, how would he know they actually work if he never tried them out himself? And if he has never tried them, then theirs a strong chance he is ripping off someone else’s theories, which are based on their own ACTUAL experiences.

Make sure your chosen instructor ALWAYS demonstrates for you on demand, regardless of the imaginative excuses that he comes up with. ESPECIALLY if there is not one shred of video evidence of him doing well with women on the Internet.

A good idea, is to write an email to your chosen instructor, asking him to guarantee in writing that he will demonstrate o demand for you, that way you can claim your money back if he does not make good on his promise.

ALL my male ‘PICK UP COACHES’ on the team will demonstrate on demand for all their students, any time, any place.
On our team, we believe that this is something extremely important, and that it is a necessity in order to get our students the best results possible.