Category: chat up lines

Kezia Noble is the world’s leading female DATING COACH and attraction expert for men.
She is the most well known Dating Coach in London, New York and Los Angeles. This is thanks to her flawless reputation for getting men REAL results and her best selling book ‘The Noble Art Of Seducing Women’

This is such a common problem that guys have!
What text do you send to a girl after you get her number?

Sounds simple right? But, if it’s so simple, then why do so many guys end up with FLAKEY numbers?

I believe, that when I give my number to a guy I have met, that there is POTENTIAL! However, guys usually screw it up when it comes to the text message, and as a result like most girls, I decide to be a FLAKE!
how to text a girl
In this video, I share with you, 3 important tips that will help you seal the deal!
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Perhaps some of the cheesiest chat up lines ever?

– Was your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

– Didn’t it hurt when you fell from heaven?

– You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

– Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Could I borrow yours?

– Do you believe in love at first sight, or shall I walk by again?
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Well let me introduce myself.

– Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

– I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

– Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

Pretty bad huh? You would think that would never work in a million years right?

Or could they?

It really depends on the delivery of your chat up line rather than the actual chat up lines its self AND WHAT YOU DO WITH HER DELAYED REACTION.

In my book “15 steps to becoming a master seducer” I tell the story of how my friend got chatted up by a guy who used a truly tacky chat up line, and still managed to get a date with her. How did he do it?

If you have faith that the woman will understand and appreciate the absurdity of the chat up line, then this will automatically reflect in your body language. Deliver the most terrible line you know, in a very confident manner. Use strong eye contact, put on half a smile, as if you are stiffeling back a laugh, and make sure you say it clearly, and loud enough for her and even people who are in close proximity to hear.

She will either laugh, or tell you to ‘go away’.
But just before that, there will be a second or two whereby she just stares at you in shock. She will be thinking:

“Is this guy serious?”
“ No one says stuff like that in real life”

Even if this will only last a second or two, that’s the point where, you turn that half smile in to a laugh. She will nearly always laugh back, and in that instance you are both sharing a joke. This is a great way to begin an interaction wouldn’t you agree?
Like the guy who chatted up my friend, you should follow up with something like this:

“ I can’t believe your laughing, that’s my best chat up line, and you’re so evil”


“ I had to see if someone would actually like that line..and it seems you do. my names Jack, nice to meet you”


“Now come on be honest with me, did that send your heart fluttering, just a bit?”


“ I have a better one” (then go on to tell her another couple and get her to say one back)

If you’re really feeling cocky and confident, you can say:

“Brilliant, you passed the test, I love girls with a good sense of humor, my names Jack, nice to meet you.”

So you see, bad chat up lines CAN work, as long as you know how to handle her DELAYED reaction, and follow up with an effective response like the ones I have given you.

Take from this what you will, but always remember:


A great way to open a girl in a busy nightclub or a bar is to make an observation about her behaviour.
This is something a lot of men I know have used on me, and it works really well!

Next time you see a hot girl in a busy club, take a moment to check out her behaviour and the way she is interacting with other people around her. Based on that, build an assumption in your head of what she’s like as a person or what she does for a living, and then find an appropriate time to approach her with FIRST the observation and followed SECONDLY with the cold reading/assumption.

For example:

Lets say you spot a woman in a busy bar, determinedly pushing her way through to the front of the line near the bar area.

Go over to wear she is, and whilst you stand next to her, (as if you are getting a drink for yourself too). Casually turn to her, and say:

“ I liked the way you handled that crowd”
She will inevitably smile at the comment, and might even make a remark about the situation herself.

Next, make the assumption:
“ I reckon you are a CEO- only a person who’s in charge would do that”


“I can tell you used to work behind a bar at some point, or in a club- only someone who is used to this environment can push in so smoothly like you just did”

This is a great way to get a conversation started without using any clichéd pick up opening lines or Pick up artist routines, and it comes across really natural too.

Women respond well to detailed observations, especially when they are followed by detailed cold readings or assumptions.

Women like to talk about themselves, and unlike men, they are open to people trying to analyse them, read them or work them out.

Try this opener, and see how effective it is for your self.